You have the right to remain horny. 🚔
The Property of Sinford PD sticker is for romance readers with a weakness for fictional cops, questionable authority figures, and men who absolutely should not be trusted with handcuffs.
Designed like a classic police badge with a very spicy upgrade, this bright orange vinyl sticker is perfect for decorating your Kindle, laptop, water bottle, reading journal, or whatever else could use a little morally gray law enforcement.
FROM THE BOOK
Property of Sinford PD comes straight from the world of Dial 911 For Orgasms by Lila Grey. If you know, you know. And if you don't know yet? Consider this your introduction to Sinford. 😏
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker
• Durable, weather-resistant finish
• Easy-peel backing
• Great for Kindles, laptops, water bottles, journals & more
PERFECT FOR
• Dark & spicy romance readers
• Fictional-cop enthusiasts
• Book clubs
• Kindle decorators
• Sticker collectors
• Readers with questionable taste in fictional men
THE FERAL PRESS
The Feral Press is the chaotic merch corner of Lila Grey Romance—home to bookish inside jokes, reader merch, inappropriate stickers, and other things we probably shouldn't have put on merchandise.
Some designs come directly from Lila Grey's books. Others come from the deeply questionable mind of her horny and stoned alter ego, Stevie Bishop.
Welcome to the gift shop of Smutlandia.
Tag your chaos: @theferalpress and @lilagreyromance
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
You have the right to remain horny. 🚔
The Property of Sinford PD sticker is for romance readers with a weakness for fictional cops, questionable authority figures, and men who absolutely should not be trusted with handcuffs.
Designed like a classic police badge with a very spicy upgrade, this bright orange vinyl sticker is perfect for decorating your Kindle, laptop, water bottle, reading journal, or whatever else could use a little morally gray law enforcement.
FROM THE BOOK
Property of Sinford PD comes straight from the world of Dial 911 For Orgasms by Lila Grey. If you know, you know. And if you don't know yet? Consider this your introduction to Sinford. 😏
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker
• Durable, weather-resistant finish
• Easy-peel backing
• Great for Kindles, laptops, water bottles, journals & more
PERFECT FOR
• Dark & spicy romance readers
• Fictional-cop enthusiasts
• Book clubs
• Kindle decorators
• Sticker collectors
• Readers with questionable taste in fictional men
THE FERAL PRESS
The Feral Press is the chaotic merch corner of Lila Grey Romance—home to bookish inside jokes, reader merch, inappropriate stickers, and other things we probably shouldn't have put on merchandise.
Some designs come directly from Lila Grey's books. Others come from the deeply questionable mind of her horny and stoned alter ego, Stevie Bishop.
Welcome to the gift shop of Smutlandia.
Tag your chaos: @theferalpress and @lilagreyromance
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.