MEET THE DUCHESS
SMUT PEDDLER. CHAOS GREMLIN. PATRON SAINT OF BAD DECISIONS.
I write wicked love stories for readers who like their romance messy, obsessive, filthy, and a little unhinged.
BEHIND THE CHAOS
There is, allegedly, a person behind all of this.
Hi, I'm Lila. I've been independently publishing romance since 2019, which is a very professional way of saying I've spent years making up terrible men and then convincing women to fall in love with them.
My stories tend to live somewhere between dark, chaotic, filthy, emotional, and occasionally completely fucking ridiculous. I've written motorcycle clubs, prep-school bullies, political scandals, fantasy kingdoms, hockey players, bull riders, racers, holiday disasters, and more—and my collection of unfinished plot bunnies is becoming a legitimate workplace hazard.
But underneath all the chaos, I write love stories. Messy ones. The kind where people fuck up, fall apart, find their people, and claw their way toward a happily-ever-after anyway. I like complicated characters, obsessive love, found family, sharp humor, and relationships that probably should not work nearly as well as they do.
I built Smutlandia because after all these years, my books have become less of a bibliography and more of a mildly concerning fictional country. So consider this your passport. Wander around. Pick a dangerous man. Make some questionable decisions.
I'll see you in the chaos.
THE DUCHESS FILE
Highly classified information of absolutely no importance.
OCCUPATION
Professional creator of fictional red flags.
OFFICIAL TITLE
Duchess of Smutlandia
KNOWN ALIASES
Smut Peddler · Chaos Gremlin ·
Glitter Cryptid · Feral Queen
Creating Chaos
2019. Somehow still unsupervised.
KRYPTONITE
The words “okay
but hear me out…”
PLOT BUNNY COUNT
Classified.
Also, genuinely concerning.
KNOWN WEAKNESS
Morally questionable men with
excellent fictional potential.
NATURAL HABITAT
Florida, usually within reach of a laptop.
THREAT LEVEL
Feral, but approachable (Coconut Berry Red Bull can be used as an offering)
CURRENT STATUS
Writing one book. Thinking about seventeen others.
LOVE LANGUAGE
Creating unnecessary lore.
PERSONAL MOTTO
Make some questionable decisions.
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
There are a few things you can expect when you wander into one of my books.
MESSY CHARACTERS.
They fuck up. They fall apart. They find their people and claw their way back.
OBSESSIVE ROMANCE.
Possessive, complicated, occasionally unhinged, and never boring.
FOUND FAMILIES.
Because blood doesn't get the final say in who becomes home.
FILTHY FEELINGS.
Yes, they're going to fuck. Yes, I'm probably going to make you cry about it.
TRIGGER WARNINGS.
Every book includes content and trigger warnings. You deserve to know what you're walking into.
HUMAN MADE. ALWAYS.
My stories are written by me. My covers and artwork are created by human artists and designers.
THE HEA IS NONNEGOTIABLE.
I may put them through hell, but I promise to put them back together.
READY TO MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS?
Excellent. I know exactly where to start.