SLIDE INTO MY INBOX

Reader mail, business inquiries, questionable ideas—I'm listening.

BE NORMAL OR DON'T. I'M NOT YOUR MOM.

Book questions, reader mail, order questions,

website issues, and anything that doesn't fit neatly somewhere else.

Podcasts, interviews, articles, features, press inquiries,

and other occasions where someone hands me a microphone.

MEDIA INQUIRIES

Signings, conventions, panels, speaking opportunities, and

other reasons to convince me to leave my house.

All roads lead to the same inbox. Please allow a few business

days for a response—there are books I'm allegedly supposed to be writing.

LET'S COLLAB

Author collaborations, brand partnerships, promotional

opportunities, and mutually beneficial schemes.