Your membership is permanent. Sorry about that.
Some cults require robes. Ours requires an alarming attachment to fictional men, a TBR that has become structurally unsound, and absolutely no shame about what happens after chapter twenty.
The Property of the Smut Cult bracelet pairs natural stone beads with a permanently engraved stainless steel bar declaring exactly where your loyalties lie.
Available in two stone options, it's subtle enough to wear every day—until somebody gets close enough to read the engraving. Then you get to explain the Smut Cult. Or don't. Maintaining an air of mystery is fun.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Natural stone beaded stretch bracelet
• Engraved PROPERTY OF THE SMUT CULT stainless steel bar
• 316L surgical-grade stainless steel
• Permanent engraving that won't peel
• Hypoallergenic materials
• Available in two natural stone styles
• Arrives in a white gloss jewelry box with non-tarnish cotton
• Fixed design; not customizable
PERFECT FOR
• Romance readers
• Dark & spicy romance lovers
• Book club besties
• Bookish jewelry collectors
• Reader gifts
• Signing & convention accessories
• Anyone whose fictional relationships are getting concerningly serious
CARE
Gently wipe away dust or dirt with a clean, dry cloth.
THE FERAL PRESS
The Feral Press is the chaotic merch corner of Lila Grey Romance—home to bookish inside jokes, reader merch, inappropriate stickers, and other things we probably shouldn't have put on merchandise.
Some designs come directly from Lila Grey's books. Others come from the deeply questionable mind of Stevie Bishop.
Welcome to the gift shop of Smutlandia.
Tag your chaos: @theferalpress and @lilagreyromance
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
Your membership is permanent. Sorry about that.
Some cults require robes. Ours requires an alarming attachment to fictional men, a TBR that has become structurally unsound, and absolutely no shame about what happens after chapter twenty.
The Property of the Smut Cult bracelet pairs natural stone beads with a permanently engraved stainless steel bar declaring exactly where your loyalties lie.
Available in two stone options, it's subtle enough to wear every day—until somebody gets close enough to read the engraving. Then you get to explain the Smut Cult. Or don't. Maintaining an air of mystery is fun.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Natural stone beaded stretch bracelet
• Engraved PROPERTY OF THE SMUT CULT stainless steel bar
• 316L surgical-grade stainless steel
• Permanent engraving that won't peel
• Hypoallergenic materials
• Available in two natural stone styles
• Arrives in a white gloss jewelry box with non-tarnish cotton
• Fixed design; not customizable
PERFECT FOR
• Romance readers
• Dark & spicy romance lovers
• Book club besties
• Bookish jewelry collectors
• Reader gifts
• Signing & convention accessories
• Anyone whose fictional relationships are getting concerningly serious
CARE
Gently wipe away dust or dirt with a clean, dry cloth.
THE FERAL PRESS
The Feral Press is the chaotic merch corner of Lila Grey Romance—home to bookish inside jokes, reader merch, inappropriate stickers, and other things we probably shouldn't have put on merchandise.
Some designs come directly from Lila Grey's books. Others come from the deeply questionable mind of Stevie Bishop.
Welcome to the gift shop of Smutlandia.
Tag your chaos: @theferalpress and @lilagreyromance
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.